@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!
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@Marlebean: There's no bigger backstabber than my dog giving me away during hide and seek. I TRUSTED YOU, FENTON, I TRUSTED YOU!
@LunaKayne: ..... so anyway, long story short, she said the name of the nail polish was Spank Me Pink and I told her that’s not even close to the right shade and she said prove it and this is why I’m not allowed within 100 feet of a Sephora.
@newLettuce: Wife: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake Me: *stirring my coffee serenely* I prefer it with salt