@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.
@Firawesome: I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?
@pizza_dragon: Hi kids I'm Keanu Reeves here to tell you that speed is never cool unless you're a professional SWAT member on a bus that's about to blow up
@behindyourback: "When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I did those things online"