@Scorpio1080: Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!
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@Bahstonlady: Babies make for the worst pets ever, I try to explain to all of the expectant mothers at the grocery store.
@TheToddWilliams: [backstage at GOP debate] AIDE: Mr. Trump needs his hair. CAT: I'm puking as fast as I can.
@HorribleDancer: Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
@themiltron: humans: we're gonna eat you chicken: shit, i guess i better lay some eggs to further the species humans: cool, we'll eat those too