@AimeeHelene1: Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar.
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@TheWadest: Me: *unfreezes cro-magnon woman I uncover on an arctic expedition* Cro-magnon woman: "I have a boyfriend."
@kumailn: "Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump." - SWAT manual on breaking down doors