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@AristotlesNZ: Dont lie about your job, just word it better.

Ex: "I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp"
vs
"I cashier at KFC"

Dont lie about your job, just word it better.

Ex: “I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp”
vs
“I cashier at KFC”

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