@jwoodham: Don't listen to people who tell you not to stay up late. They're just trying to trick you into being a well-rested person who isn't anxious.
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@Storminika: You ever drive around with an old person who knows where everything didn't used to be?
@DillDoes: *throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright
@man_spach: It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry.
@squirrel74wkgn: (Age 22) *chugs bottle of water* Let's shoot some more hoops! (Age 42) *chugs bottle of water* I gotta pee.