@meganamram: I wish all tests were things you peed on
@trevso_electric: It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities.
@GurjarShakti: Girl- send your pic.
Me - i hv a group photo with friends.
Girl- ok send.
Me *sent a group photo*
Girl - where are you ?
Me- clicking pic.
@weinerdog4life: Don't ever ask a burrito if you should eat it, it will always say no, because burritos are really smart.
@IamEnidColeslaw: if I get married all my bridesmaids are going to be bats
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