@meganamram: I wish all tests were things you peed on

@trevso_electric: It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities.

@GurjarShakti: Girl- send your pic. Me - i hv a group photo with friends. Girl- ok send. Me *sent a group photo* Girl - where are you ? Me- clicking pic.

@weinerdog4life: Don't ever ask a burrito if you should eat it, it will always say no, because burritos are really smart.

@IamEnidColeslaw: if I get married all my bridesmaids are going to be bats