@SlayerSays: Don't model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable.
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@pakalupapito: dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
@E_lok44: [After date, walking her to her door] Her: Thanks. I would invite you in, but I don't want to.
@mrtruthandsoul: 5yo: Daddy, what's a facial? Me: Your brother. 5yo: I don't have a brother!? Me: Exactly!
@just1fool: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs.