@Chelsea_Elle: Don't pay your taxes. Get sent to a cool ass prison. Boom, now taxes pay you. Life hack.
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@DoucheMcBaggus: When my son gets uppity, I like to remind him that I'm totally nailing his mom.
@trouteyes: BREAKING: A man who took British Airways to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
@jackmackenroth: Lately I've been getting in touch with my inner self. I really need to switch to a better brand of toilet paper.