@josh___grant: Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?
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@jackmackenroth: I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction.
@kimmie_1980: Level of singleness: yelling, "pizza's here!" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me...
@bridger_w: If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.