@josh___grant: Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?
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@StarWarsProblms: Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*
@kyle_thatisall: IRONMAN 3 SPOILER ALERT: Tony's all "pffsh whatever I'm Ironman" then he's all "JARVIS HELP" then he's sad but then it's like whaaaaat.
@daemonic3: MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts.
@GrantTanaka: marriage counselor: you can't run away from your problems me: [leans forward, whispering] what if she gave me a head start wife: I can hear u