@yenniwhite: "Don't play with your food," I say to a toddler eating crackers shaped like farm animals.
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@LlamaInaTux: (Invention of the necktie) I can't figure out how to tie this silk noose. Looks like I'll have to go to the dinner party after all.
@thenatewolf: If your name is π, and your mom is standing at the top of the stairs yelling “3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286…” you're about to get in some trouble.