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@arrroberts: "Don't put all your eggs ... in there".
@LanieLalaBugs: If my psychiatrist said "There's really nothing more I can do for you", that means I'm cured right??
@Fickle_Filly: Up to 300 serial killers are active every day but the good news is that some of us have been incapacitated by the internet.
@Arroia: I have failed math eleventeen times or so.
@RickNothing: "Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years.
@DaHess1: Pizza will never tell you you're fat unless you're high as shit, then pizza is probably suggesting you fight an aardvark to lose weight.