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@iwearaonesie: "Don't put it on my plate if you don't want me to eat it!"

- me to my kid, who's crying because I ate the playdoh burger he put on my plate

“Don’t put it on my plate if you don’t want me to eat it!”

– me to my kid, who’s crying because I ate the playdoh burger he put on my plate

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