@3sunzzz: Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste.
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@Insomniac_Medic: I'm going to say sky diving is probably not for me since I just screamed when the toilet seat shifted.
@briancthayer: Kids, eat your vegetables. *reluctantly, they eat* [2 hrs later] *I eavesdrop on their convo* Daughter: Unionizing will help us bargain.
@KevinFarzad: Sick and tired of cooking videos assuming I have 40 perfect little bowls to put ingredients in. Grow up
@SexySillyGrl: Your honor, I second that motion Judge: Ma'am, I'm simply reading your husband's request to be cremated