@3sunzzz: Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste.
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@jake_lach: She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword
@hipstermermaid: The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company.