@fart: dont remember a dang thing from last night but i have a crossbow now
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@werehedgehog: Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us.
@david8hughes: [describing criminal to sketch artist] "No, no his nose was a bit more avant-garde than that. His eyes suggested he'd lost a ladder."
@Token_Geezer: Yeah, but I thought the whole point of twitter was to be stalked.nnThe word 'follower' should be evidence of that
@bazecraze: If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat, go the extra mile and get a catless cat.