@fart: dont remember a dang thing from last night but i have a crossbow now
@Jake_Vig: I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons.
@jimmy_sharpe: Poodles are just angry clouds with legs.
@envydatropic: WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS?
Me watching recorded TV shows
@shanethevein: I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays.
You can't use "It's Monday" as an excuse.
@briangaar: *rises out of ball pit* thanks for agreeing to meet me here