@JermHimselfish: Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule
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@SequelsWeWant: Legend of Tarzan 2: Tarzan meets other primates. He befriends them all. He teaches them to fight. It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes.
@KevinFarzad: To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you.
@trevso_electric: If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say "congratulations on your first book!"
@Jake_Vig: ALIEN: You Earthlings have many technological advances. How do you predict the weather? ME: We pull a rodent out of a box.