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@Coastiefish: Don't say "ATM machine". The "M" already stands for "machine".

It's redundant. It's like saying "end result" or "racist Fox News Anchor".

Don’t say “ATM machine”. The “M” already stands for “machine”. 

It’s redundant. It’s like saying “end result” or “racist Fox News Anchor”.