@BreadFoster: Don't say "lets get weird" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage.
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@Epygma: "Do you want to go out on a date?" *sweats nervously* I C-CAN'T "Why?" *shoots friend next to him* I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL
@Lisa_Laughs_: I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs
@DannyZuker: Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class.
@thesulk: Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, "If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."