@SergioValenCo: Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?
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@CornOnTheGoblin: mom: are you kids committing seppuku in there me: [trying to scoop my guts back inside me] NO mom: ok... no seppuku
@simoncholland: And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom.
@brennadine: CUT, CUT!! [Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!