@SergioValenCo: Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?
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@Underchilde: The scariest thing about the Cold War was the threat of getting stuck inside a bunker with your spouse.
@TheMichaelRock: It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough.
@shanethevein: I thought I felt a spider crawling on my neck. Now I have to pretend I was breakdancing at this bank.
@RocketRankoon: [picks up date] *slides over hood of car* *slides off car onto another car* *slides off that one onto another car* *date looks at her watch*