@SergioValenCo: Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@gojarbe: *puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that
@wesjohnson8: When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
@TheDairylandDon: October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it.
@Cpt_Burnout: Subway kid: Would you like your sandwich toasted? Me: No, I'm toasted enough for both us. In fact I'm kind of hoping it can drive me home.