@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal
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@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
@DontTouchMyWine: It sucks when someone cuts you off in traffic and you have to catch up to them & throw a perfectly good cup of coffee at their windshield.
@GianDoh: Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose.
@3sunzzz: Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!