@kylamb16: Don't simply give a wrong # to guys @ the bar. Memorize the # of someone you despise and hand that shit out like Reese's pieces on Halloween
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MatMarcotte12: I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese
@jergarl: I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers.
@1followernodad: If I had gone to Rydell High, I would have walked right up to Rizzo and asked, "Rizzo? Is that short for Chorizzo?"