@TR_Wilson: don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue
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@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.
@tourettzgoth: Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette
@astutenewf: Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies.
@J_Dazzle76: If I ever go missing and theres a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms.