@JPHaddadio: Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free.
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@JasonLastname: As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying
@ImAlexOliver: Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore.