@envydatropic: Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm
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@AimeeHelene1: *walks into door on street, looks around* Whew...no one saw me... One year later... *watching TV* *sees self on Funniest Videos*
@prtxt: Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there.
@thatdutchperson: Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.