@envydatropic: Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm
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@Cyd10e: We now live in an age where we rely on technology for even mundane tasks. Think about it. Some of you likely need GPS to find your backyard.
@Marlebean: "If I wanted to see a clown, I would have gone to the circus." What I actually said: "Yes, Claire, you're makeup looks lovely today!"
@Dutch_50: Doctor: You have acute alcoholism. Me: Thanks, but let me tell you it's not very cute in the morning.