@milehighocd: Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me.
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@karencheee: Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping.
@daemonic3: [reads chocoholic on tinder bio] Mmm I love chocolate, too [reads workaholic] I work a lot as well [reads catholic] I also am a cat addict