@OnlyFastEddie: Don't take drugs... for granted.
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@junejuly12: Me: My Amazon order arrived! Him: What did you get? Me: *scratches behind dragon's ears* Nothing important. Him: New happy pills? Me: Maybe.
@neiltyson: #WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming.
@yoyoha: "I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT" - Guy who named the sweater.