@abhorrent_wife: I won't believe Johnny Depp is engaged until I've seen he's put a ring, 90 bracelets, 7 scarves, a fedora and an ugly pair of glasses on it.
@brunopieroni: I know it's called Words With Friends, but the moment you play "QI" on a triple word spot, you just became my mortal enemy.
@vvolfsz: The nominees are
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
And the winner is
*opens envelope*
mad max fury road
@KeetPotato: wife: "im sorry, he has to try everything before he buys it"
store owner: "it's okay"
me: [lying in a coffin] "the first one was better"
@thepunningman: Just how popey was the pope today?
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