@Kendragarden: Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear.
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@IvoryGazelle: i can see why people hate change, it's heavy and jingly in your pocket, and people look at you weird when you use it to buy booze, i get it
@ojedge: [date] Me: 'Don't let her know ur a boxing ring announcer…' Her: "Shall we order dessert?" Me: "LET'S GET READY TO EAT APPLE CRUUUUMBLE!"