@TheTweetOfGod: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell.
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@junejuly12: If you didn’t need at least five napkins and your sleeve, that burger wasn’t greasy enough.
@CruisinSoozan: I shaved my legs. Well except for those three knee hairs I always miss. Looking good Larry, Daryl and Daryl.
@GetCougarized: Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home.