@TheTweetOfGod: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell.
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@JoParkerBear: It's like my Grandma always says, "I died three years ago. This is starting to get weird."
@jenstatsky: The best answer to an American Apparel salesperson asking you if you're looking for anything specific is, "the bottom half of a shirt."
@awkwardphilippe: HER: deeper ME: I can't do it captain, the thrusters are already at full power HER: get off me