@TheTweetOfGod: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell.
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@OakHill_: Elf on the Shelf Log: Day 1: I hung him from a lamp, oh the hilarity. Day 6: I think he IS moving at night. Day 9: He’s in my liquor again. Day 12: Wife and kids moved out, Jingles thinks it’s for the best. Day 21: *house burns, sirens wail in the distance.
@jonnysun: ME: wat if they dont like me MOM: just be urself ME: ok! [comes home early in a masive cloud of bees] ME: WAIT DID U SAY "BEE URSELF" OR "BE