@markhoppus: DON'T TELL ME CAGE CAN'T BE THE ELEPHANT'S NAME BECAUSE THERE'S NO COMMA WHEN THERE'S NO COMMA IN FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!!!
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@ObscureGent: Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man.
@CAshmanActor: *God inventing raccoons* God: Hehe.. this'uns my lil bandit Dude, u ok? God: Ima give him a lil mask Get some sleep God: He'll rob stuff lol