@markhoppus: DON'T TELL ME CAGE CAN'T BE THE ELEPHANT'S NAME BECAUSE THERE'S NO COMMA WHEN THERE'S NO COMMA IN FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!!!
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@ElliePeek: I feel like dry shampoo is the equivalent of unicorn blood for hair—it will keep it alive, but it will be a half-life, a cursed life...
@ashlar36: Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'
@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.