@Tmoney68: Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
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@1Happytwit: I've been looking for the lid for this Tupperware container and somehow I'm now three weeks late for work.
@Robert_Beau: At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open.