@Tmoney68: Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TomTheWicked: Daughter: why does that guy with the whistle keep interrupting the football game? Me: because mommy isn't there to do it.
@jwoodham: I socially identify as the guy who tried to jump off of the sinking Titanic but ending up hitting a massive propeller on the way down.
@_MustBeArkaydia: Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about.