@shutupmikeginn: Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me
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@behindyourback: Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich
@NikiWithIssues: You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science.
@Still_Khaleesi: It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! 😫
@OhSweetCharity: If you love someone, set them free. When they come back, because they will, make sure you are extremely happy with someone better looking.