@1Happytwit: Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated.
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@InternetHippo: EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]
@TheresNoGodzila: *gets on 1 knee* Me: I know we haven't known each other for a long time, but will you marry me? Her: Please get off my knee
@seamussaid: my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon