@1Happytwit: Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated.
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@BCMontgo: What's the issue officer? Officer: You have no idea why I pulled you over? I have some ideas, but would like to hear your opinion first.
@Probgoblin: Be the reason they have to add a section about roller skates to the employee handbook.