@westcoastgurl: Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds.
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@theevilwriter: When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption.
@abrianmc: I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
@DanMentos: lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I've been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he's saying something else now