@westcoastgurl: Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds.
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@devc0ol: Green tea reduces weight* *Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself.
@saladinahmed: hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to argue with another stranger in your mentions for hours maybe
@MartaEffing: Decorating my xmas tree after a bottle of wine. Mixed up a box of candy canes with a box of tampons. Tree looks weird and I feel minty.