@westcoastgurl: Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds.
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@jngraphs: Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@julieklausner: I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun
@OakHill_: Me: I can't believe you read horoscopes, such garbage. Her: You're right. When are you shaving again? Me: Not til after the playoffs..why?