@lovemydogduck: Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
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@truegritrumble: ME: I hate when I look in the mirror and I don’t like the person looking back. THERAPIST: That’s a window. You’re staring at our gardner, Gary.
@bea_ker: [circus school] "So to tame the lion, you have this whip..." What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] "we've thought of that"
@ReeseButCallMeV: Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ....
@SirEviscerate: OSTRICH: *buries head in sand* ANTELOPE: You're crazy! OSTRICH: Shut your mouth and help me bury the rest of him. I'm NOT going back to jail