@lovemydogduck: Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
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@FrankCurtisB: When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty.
@InternetHippo: ah yes, halloween. the scary day. the day when everything is terrifying. unlike the other normal days of this year
@genehunter1: What kind of name for a storm is "Debby?" Hurricanes should have names like "Satan" No one should have their house destroyed by "Heather."