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@wickedsuga: DON'T TOUCH ME! AND YOU'RE BREATHING WRONG! STOP IT!

-wives, on their period

Or if they're hungry.
Or if you are actually breathing wrong.

DON’T TOUCH ME! AND YOU’RE BREATHING WRONG! STOP IT!

-wives, on their period

Or if they’re hungry.
Or if you are actually breathing wrong.

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