@SwirlySkittles: Don't touch my nutella with your banana.
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@chuchugoogoo: "Read 'em and weep" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII.
@GrowlyGrego: [at Eminem show] Cuz I am / whatever you say I am / [from crowd] "Ur a pony! Ur a tablecloth!" The shapeshifting continues for hours.
@AdamBroud: [slowly pushing iceberg in front of titanic] little mermaid: 🎶I'll have gadgets and gizmos a-plenty🎶
@GrantTanaka: I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing