@funnyordie: Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer.
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@ibid78: [sees a kid at the park doing the pee pee dance] "NO KID, WAIT- [it starts raining buckets of pee]
@MJMcKean: I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating.
@Quartzjixler: I had professional respect for you but then you said "recognizance" when you meant 'reconnaissance.'