@funnyordie: Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer.
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@heymonroe: Hope I'm never tortured, because I just pulled a hangnail off my finger and now this entire restaurant knows my pin number.
@Home_Halfway: An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them.
@wolfpupy: if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance
@just1fool: Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.