@funnyordie: Don't trust anybody who owns a working printer.
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@cogentanalysis: "I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!" - cats
@Hellaphantitis: At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music