@CheryeDavis: Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza....
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@KissabiX: I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life
@bazlyons: Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.
@backporchlady: Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go.