@FattMernandez: Don't trust anyone who wants to "get you out of your comfort zone." Why would you ever want to leave something called a comfort zone?!
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@whalesmells: You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana.
@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.
@sixthformpoet: A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.