@MissMalbec: Don't try to fix your computer the same day you quit drinking. You. Will. Relapse.
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@envydatropic: It's cute how my family thinks I'm playing with fire and I'm just trying to cook them breakfast
@KevinFarzad: A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now
@Playing_Dad: Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit