@SilverKick: Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges.
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@xysist: If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction.
@brennadine: Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change.
@weinerdog4life: Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?
@maughammom: If you've had a lightsaber pointed at you while you were on the toilet you may be a parent ...or your life is way more interesting than mine