@SilverKick: Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges.
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@rmfnord: Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch.
@That_Matt2: You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes..
@bergified: Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.
@patnelke: Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now.