@SilverKick: Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges.
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@alldrolledup: Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude
@Bob_Janke: Whenever I have to fix a hole in any wall I always hide a realistically drawn but totally fake treasure map in there first.
@iwearaonesie: Anytime someone loses something in the office HR doesn't ask if anyone's seen it, they just send out an email that says "Give it back Josh"