@SilverKick: Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges.
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@simoncholland: Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger.
@Reverend_Scott: Wife: I don't think those fireworks look safe to use- Me: [lighting fireworks] who you think I'm gonna believe? You, or Six-Fingered Pete?
@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress