@HatfieldAnne: Don’t watch nature documentaries with me unless you want more information than the narration provides.
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@lakeanagirl: I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces
@decentbirthday: Evil villain: You can run but you can't hide! Me: That's where you're wrong pal. *out of breath* I can't do either
@msmessymist: Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!