@HatfieldAnne: Don’t watch nature documentaries with me unless you want more information than the narration provides.
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@JustDontBugMe: M&M Customer service rep: How may I help you today? Me: I'm just furious right now! I paid good money for a bag of M&M's and all I got was this bag full of W's! I want my money back! Rep: Ma'am, please calm down. It's ok. Just flip it upside down Me: well this is embarrassing
@Peauxtassium: Don’t go around saying you hate all people. Attractive people who have a lot of money are really lovable.
@FBSisnothere: For the first time in forever, I used the term "oopsie-daisy". Couldnt be avoided. I mean what else do you say when you drop someone's baby?