@NicestHippo: Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either
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@david8hughes: [at work] "Mornin, Margaret." "Mornin. You're late today." [looks at watch] "Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"
@liv_thatsme: "Thinking of getting a tattoo" Me: K "Thinking of getting some wallpaper" Me: NO! YOU'LL REGRET IT EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
@big_1_Otis: I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes.