@Elifcello: "Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends." - Cargo Pants
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@littlekitnerboy: If there's one thing that Twitter has taught me its that all the weird kids in school eventually find each other.
@jonnysun: ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u
@SteveSuckington: "Why did u jump off that bridge?" My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?" Yes. I literally just said that
@TrueTorontoGirl: Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head.