@theshantilly: Don't worry, men. Women can't tell women to calm down either.
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@Reverend_Scott: [Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called "haunted mansion"
@AmishPornStar1: I long for the days when waking up with a "stiff one" wasn't referring to my lower back.
@katy_fit: Remember kids, don't light your own fireworks. Have the adults who have been drinking all damn day do it.