@Smooheed: "Don't worry my love, I'll breathe for the both of us" I whisper as I drink directly from the wine bottle
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@cray_at_home_ma: Welcome to my home! No you're mistaken, it isn't a mess, it's just gallery-style so you can see everything we own at once. Watch your step.
@Sarcasmo718: I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.
@Branka_R: My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...