@thesulk: Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona.
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@Contwixt: Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated then return & just begin a new life in a new seat with a new family.
@Swishergirl24: If by "unload the dishwasher" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher.
@AngelaEhh: I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said 'do not eat'. That was close.
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order.