@NikiWithIssues: Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!
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@BlindChow: *tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*
@joerogan: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Canadian Psycho, but it's just a businessman walking around with a chainsaw, apologizing profusely