@NikiWithIssues: Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!
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@jwoodham: You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird.
@Sickayduh: "Ewww how'd that get in the house? I don't wanna kill it. I'll just put it outside" *scoops your baby up in a tissue*
@sofarrsogud: CREATION OF THE WORLD DAY 1 ANGEL: I'm looking forward to watching this project evolve. *awkward silence GOD: We NEVER use that word here