@SoulYodeler: Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your "wenital werpes" *winks*
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with "Why did you save my number?"
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.
@InternetHippo: elephant: i’m thirsty, how do i drink mother nature: inhale water & squirt it from ur nose directly into ur mouth elephant: what the hell
@IamEveryDayPpl: I'm sorry I whispered "a weem a way" over and over during your jungle safari slide show...