@SoulYodeler: Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your "wenital werpes" *winks*
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@GianDoh: Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose.
@LindseyEllison2: If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me.
@sarcasticmommy4: Me: I have too much to do, there’s not enough hours in this day! Also me: *takes buzzfeed quiz to see what my Easter Bunny name is*