@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Spider-Man is my favorite superhero whose name is made up of 2 things that scare the shit out of me.
@charrrllaa: If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they're mine. I need them all back.