@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
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@erica_rosie: Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on.
@StellaGMaddox: According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, when parents relax, children must increase the amount of disorder in the universe to compensate.
@OMGShenanigans: Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by "Spider On My Shirt". Up next we have "Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"
@rebeccaheckyea: 2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. "What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"