@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
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@sween: When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
@weinerdog4life: Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you.
@torahhorse: support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas
@Marlebean: A "clear memory" button, but for my brain. And while we're at it, a "delete cookies" button, but for my thighs.