@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
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@KyleMcDowell86: ME: I need to return this blender WALMART EMPLOYEE: Why? ME:(thinking about how i broke it trying to blend rocks to make sand) "Its haunted"
@Phoebetate: So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?
@BadassBarbie11: If you blow out the kid's Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them.