@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
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@autocorrects: You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless.
@gojarbe: "and this lake shall be called Superior" all the other Great Lakes: "k wow we're like right here"