@krishna_van: Don’t you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That’s why I do it.
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@petemandik: I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape.
@Marlebean: Damn boy, are you leftover pizza in the fridge? Because I've been thinking about you all night...
@NicestHippo: *runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor