@salamingia: Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!
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@FrenulumBreve: [hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom] "Now give me my wife." "This is short by £2.39" [hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got."
@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.